
Oh Gordo, what be happening to thine Party, Gordo? Pray, confess it doth seem to be a-falling a-part, no? Not one, no, not like some think, not one crashing by-election defeat yester-evening - but two! For at both extremes of the country didst thou fall last night - a safe seat no more in Glasgow, a safe seat no more in Westminster. I speak, of course, of Dave Rowntree, former drummer of popular beat combo 'Blur'. He stood for you, Gordo, he stood for a 'safe' council seat in Westminster, and yet just like Margaret Curran, he receiv'd a smack ...