
... is that I hate, loathe and detest Indiana Jones, from his stupid theme tune to his stupid whip; from his unattractive actor, to his equally unattractive plots. Indiana Jones' FANS, though, I rate really highly. In contrast to, say, Eurovision watchers, Indy fans have, without exception, put their rambling entries of squee behind cuts to make it easier for those of us who wish to scroll past. The foregoing paragraph is as close as I get to a gentle hint. If you posted anything important between 11am and the commencement of Eurovision yesterday, do let me know, because I ...