
Sunday: So, the Northern Rock is to be nationalised. Or, as Chancellor Sooty put it on the The Today Programme: "We're going to have to take the action that you know; we'll bring it under the control of well you understand; we're going to do thingie!" On the never-short-of-excellent "Boston Legal", Mr Brad Chase has a phobia of saying the word "lesbian". I wonder if Chancellor Sooty has the same problem. After all, it is just as WORD! All together now: "Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian! Nationalisation, nationalisation, nationalisation!" That wasn't too hard, now was it The Conservatories, meanwhile, are being stupid. ...