
If you go down to the hospital today, You're sure of a big surprise. If you go down to the hospital today, You'd better go in disguise. For ev'ry cleaner that ever there was, Will gather there for certain, because. Today's the day the hospitals have their deep-clean. (sung to the tune of The Teddy Bears Picnic) Thats right, Operation Bullshit has commenced. At the bequest of Gordon Brown specialist teams of cleaners are, as I write, sterilising patient and public areas, kitchens, sluices, corridors, stairwells, de-cluttering wards, removing old equipment and cleaning storage areas in an attempt to convince ...