
Every morning I go in to the same cafe to get a tea and a chocolate pastry. On this morning, for whatever reason, I chose a different shop, and a different order. Me: “Could I have a fresh orange juice and a pain au.., er, raisins please” English Server: *with smile, and twinkle in her eye* “Rayz-ON” Me: “Haha, yes, Raise-on” English Server: “Rayz-ON” Me: *in cod French accent* “Ahhh, rayz-ON-he-hon-he-hon, oui” English Server: *baffled look* Me: *oh my God, she’s not English, she’s French, she was correcting my pronunciation and I’ve just insulted her* French Server: “Zat will be £3.60 ...