
Thursday: My word, they are ALL at it! No sooner had I published yesterday's diary this morning, than who should come on the telephone but MR BALLOON! He said to me: "What ho, Millennium, old sock! Look, I want to make some changes, new changes, changes for the better, new changes for a better kind of newness, a newness that brings real change…" And I said "GET TO THE POINT, YOU 'LOON[*]!" So he went on: "Basically, it's time I changed that idiot Mr Gideon Oboe, and I wondered if you'd be my Shadow Chancellor?" ...