You stupid knuts
Cruel "animal rights activists" want to murder Knut, the world's cutest bear cub. They must not be allowed to succeed. Meanwhile, there is time for an old joke... Mummy, am I a polar bear? Yes dear, you are. Mummy, are you sure I'm a polar bear? Yes dear, I'm sure. Mummy, are you really really sure I'm a polar bear? Yes dear, I'm quite sure. Now why do you keep asking? 'Cos I'm bloody freezing, that's why.