Day 2144: Where Could All That Money Have Gone?
Friday: It is worth remembering how hard our MP’s work. Case in point: Liberal Democrat Spokesperson for Trees, Mr Chris Hewn, has been doing some DETECTIVE work in The Case Of Mr Millipede and the Missing Millions. You may remember that over the last few years, when it was actually under the guiding caravan of Mrs Bucket, DEAthRAy, the Ministry for Making Sure Farmers Don't Starve kind of forgot to pay the farmers any money. And then Mr Frown sent them all tax bills on the money that they hadn't been paid. Well, lucky Mrs Bucket was sent off ...