The Da Vinci Code
I am a Theologian by training which is a posh way of saying thats what my degree is in. I specialised in Church History. I ceased reading serious books when I was 26 and discovered trash TV and Star Trek repeats. However anyone with an academic qualification in the subject had better take some Valium and a stiff Gin before watching this film. I surpressed the urge to run to the front of the cinema and shout "This is a historical TRAVESTY!" for the requisite two hours. I once lived with a Physicist who used to shout at the TV ...