Patronising Tory Shocker (aka Dog Bites Man)
Normal service is resumed by the Conservative Commentariat: Next Thursday there will be local elections. As our poll today shows, sizeable minorities will vote, loyally but without enthusiasm, for their ancient allegiances, Tory or Labour. An American usage of the term "ancient", I presume, as the Labour Party has only been in existence for just about a century. Still, we haven't yet got to the really patronising bit: But most will register their vote as a protest, with various degrees of fury: Liberal Democrat, Ukip, BNP, or none of the above. As usual, the local elections will be won ...