The referendum on the EU constitution
will only become a true crisis if the EU breaks down the extent that they have to crate up trade commissioner Peter Mandelson and send him back.The yards of BBC coverage and acres of newsprint devoted to the French vote definitely suggested it was a matter of some importance. Not in this corner of Yorkshire, it wasn't, to judge by the many people who weren't giving a merde, but were instead eating fish and chips with devotion worthy of a better cause.In olden days matters of great import were far easier to recognise: there'd be a plague of frogs, ...